HANDGUNS FAMILY

On a scale of 1-10, rate how gory you think Stephen King's books are. 1 is fluffy shit and not gory at all, 10 is I'm never reading any of his books ever again and backing away from whatever book you chose.

Wed, 15 May 2013 12:06:28 -0400

I’ve actually NEVER read a Stephen King before! Should I?

-Kyle

What movie should I watch on Netflix?

Wed, 15 May 2013 12:05:27 -0400

FREAKS AND GEEKS. Parks and Rec! Trainspotting. This Is England. Too many good documentaries. Overboard. Aziz Ansari standup. Old Eddie Murphy movies. Cop and a Half. Mr. Bean.

-Kyle

Just tell Cait that as long as she uses the free time before/after shows to study, or just really any time she can between the shows, she'll be fine. There are ways to get things done, and have fun. Just a balance.

Wed, 15 May 2013 11:59:45 -0400

You said it! Ya see this, Cait? You’re one smart cookie.

-Kyle

You guys gonna let me sing a song at Warped in STL this summer?? You would officially rule :)

Wed, 15 May 2013 11:59:06 -0400

Haha as awesome as it’d be it’s more difficult to get people on stage at Warped and such! But ya never know. Of course at anyyyy other show any other time you could hop on, so if not this summer another time.

-Kyle

Kyle! On a scale of 1-10, how fucked do you think I am for finals if I'm spending 7 of the 12 days at shows?

Wed, 15 May 2013 11:53:17 -0400

3. YOU GOT THIS CAIT. Have fun, don’t stress, and you got it in the bag.

-Kyle

kyle do you dig the songs off the HG/ FCC split? i love em but you guys never play them haha you should

Wed, 15 May 2013 11:52:35 -0400

Hahah I actually never got into that split even before I was with the band. At all. We’ve talked about playing them, and have at practice. But yeah probably won’t ever happen haha. Maybe on a headliner one day haha. Who knows.

-Kyle

you said you're not playing an US dates except warped! I guess I just read it wrong... I really want to go to that show but I'm supposed to be in Indiana that day and i still havent seen you guys yet and youre my favorite ):

Wed, 15 May 2013 11:51:05 -0400

Hahah OH well I meant aren’t playing any US dates TILL those dates. Bummer! We’ll try to make something work and catch us some how!

-Kyle

Give me a song to study to. I have one more day of exams tomorrow and then I'm home free. But I need motivation. So give me a song.

Wed, 15 May 2013 11:46:52 -0400

When I was in school my study album was always “Your Favorite Weapon” by Brand New. Or you can go download the new Still Alive comp. and jam to a bunch of goodies.

-Kyle

I have no idea, but I sure would love to learn

Wed, 15 May 2013 11:44:31 -0400

You have to lick Roseanne Barrs toes, dude.

-Kyle

So you guys aren't playing the show in Richmond on july 8th...? It's not a warped date.

Wed, 15 May 2013 11:43:28 -0400

Yes, we are! That’s an off date we have. Why do you think we’re not!?

-Kyle

what's your favorite song to play live?

Wed, 15 May 2013 11:42:11 -0400

Porch Light; it’s the first song we play and just gets me pumped for the whole set. A Year In Review is always rad too. But lately it’s been the new songs that I like the most haha. Can’t wait for everyone to hear them.

-Kyle

how excited are you to be playing warped? i can't wait to see y'all again, it was great chilling with you guys at the NYC show in march!

Wed, 15 May 2013 11:41:22 -0400

Stoked! Dream come true. It’ll be a fun summer no doubt there. See you soon!

-Kyle

Are there any original members left in the band?

Wed, 15 May 2013 11:37:57 -0400

Taylor has been with the band since HG has had extensive touring and recordings and what not. Not everyone can be as cool as NFG, my dude.

-Kyle

I love you, keep up the good work! Your fans support you, always. You're one of my favorite bands and I think you're all great<3

Wed, 15 May 2013 11:35:00 -0400

You go girl. Hope to see you this summer!

-Kyle

Can I be your merch guy for Warped?

Wed, 15 May 2013 11:34:04 -0400

….do you know what you have to do to be our merch guy?…..

-Kyle

can you please come do a headline tour in the uk? i can't come see you next week because of exams! :(

Wed, 15 May 2013 11:33:32 -0400

Haha that’d be sick! Maybe one day! I’m sure we’ll be back again, no worries! But do whatever you can to come hang next week!

-Kyle

Describe the perfect cheesecake, in terms of flavour combinations, texture and what you would have it with (a drink, or after what food).

Wed, 15 May 2013 11:32:53 -0400

Wednesday, 3:17 PM:

Exhausted after a long day of alligator wrestling, I find myself wandering down the streets looking for something to eat. But it couldn’t be just any something, it had to be the perfect…something. This aroma touches my nose, unlike any aroma before…wha…what could this be? I walk into Granny Shanikas Ratchet Cafe and ask her what it is. She explains to me her signature cheesecake; handmade cream cheese, silkier than Amanda Bynes hair, and lighter than Lindsay Lohan’s average weight. She told me that the forbidden fruit tree is actually in her back yard, and all of the fruit comes from it. The crust itself; lightly golden brown, so crisp yet fragile to the touch. I ordered the regular cheesecake with a mixture of Grannies Melons. What to drink with it, you ask? A mother fuckin Dr. Pepper. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH. From a can.

-Kyle

YO! Lets get some early morning questions going for a little bit. -Kyle

Wed, 15 May 2013 11:18:32 -0400

YO! Lets get some early morning questions going for a little bit.

-Kyle

Yeah I talked to State Champs and they said teles don't have the balls to give you that pop punk sound but blacktop teles have humbuckers instead of single coil pickups. I'll try to find some around here at guitar centers and try them out myself. Thanks for the help though dude I'm stoked for warped tour.

Wed, 15 May 2013 11:15:37 -0400

Exactly. Good luck bud! Warped will be a good time, for sure. Come say what’s up!

-Kyle

never mind i just look at the tour dates

Wed, 15 May 2013 11:14:55 -0400

There ya goooo. But to answer your question, we won’t be doing any US dates until Warped. See you this summer!

-Kyle